Deep in space, there are giant interstellar clouds. Most of them just float through the universe, content to be balls of gas and space dust, but there are special ones. Maybe they collide with a supernova or are just made up of something extra amazing. But one day, they just get too big for the nebulas they’re in, and with the sheer gravitational force of their awesomeness, they become a star! I am that amazing cloud. My whole life has led to this moment.
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing